Front of card says: Almost overnight, Allison learned that the Freshman 15 had nothing on the Where-the-hell-did-that-extra-belly-fat-come-from of Fucking 50.

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Did you wake up one day, pull on your pants like every other day and discover that they'd shrunk over night? WTF! I don't know where it came from, but I got an extra 10 lbs for my 50th birthday!

Remember how fun it was to get something in the mail? Send this card to someone you like and make their day!

Card is blank for your own sassy message.

Card is 5.5" x 5.5" square. Includes a matching white envelope. Printed in Canada.

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Birds with Words cards are packaged in a special compostable sleeve. Hurrah! It’s NOT plastic!

These Eco Clear Bags have the following features:

• Made from an innovative, plant-based material
• Compostable
• Stronger material reduces rips and tears.
• More Pliable
• FDA Approved material for direct food contact
• Static Free
• Not Archival Quality